Friday, September 30, 2005
Turkey and the Mentally Disabled
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Architeuthis
An Autobiographical Deconstruction of Nietzsche
Sunday, September 25, 2005
An Ugly Win!
The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism
This little piece has been making its way around the blogosphere. It is pretty funny. Thanks Scott for pointing it out.
1. Q: What is the chief end of each individual Christian?
A: Each individual Christian's chief end is to get saved. This is the first and great commandment.
2. Q: And what is the second great commandment?
A: The second, which is like unto it, is to get as many others saved as he can.
3. Q: What one work is required of thee for thy salvation?
A: It is required of me for my salvation that I make a Decision for Christ, which meaneth to accept Him into my heart to be my personal lord'n'saviour.
4. Q: At what time must thou perform this work?
A: I must perform this work at such time as I have reached the Age of Accountability.
5. Q: At what time wilt thou have reached this Age?
A: That is a trick question. In order to determine this time, my mind must be sharper than any two-edged sword, able to pierce even to the division of bone and marrow; for, alas, the Age of Accountability is different for each individual, and is thus unknowable.
6. Q: By what means is a Decision for Christ made?
A: A Decision for Christ is made, not according to His own purpose and grace which was given to me in Christ Jesus before the world began, but according to the exercise of my own Free Will in saying the Sinner's Prayer in my own words.
7. Q: If it be true then that man is responsible for this Decision, how then can God be sovereign?
A: He cannot be. God sovereignly chose not to be sovereign, and is therefore dependent upon me to come to Him for salvation. He standeth outside the door of my heart, forlornly knocking, until such time as I Decide to let Him in.
8. Q: How then can we make such a Decision, seeing that the Scripture saith, we are dead in our trespasses and sins?
A: By this the Scripture meaneth, not that we are dead, but only that we are sick or injured in them.
9. Q: What is the assurance of thy salvation?
A: The assurance of thy salvation is, that I know the date on which I prayed the Sinner's Prayer, and have duly written this date on an official Decision card.
10. Q: What is thy story? What is thy song?
A: Praising my Savior all the day long.
11. Q: You ask me how I know he lives?
A: He lives within my heart.
12. Q: And what else hast thou got in thine heart?
A: I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.
13. Q: Where??
A: Down in my heart!
14. Q: Where???
A: Down in my heart!!
15. Q: What witness aid hath been given us as a technique by which we may win souls?
A: The tract known commonly as the Four Spiritual Laws, is the chief aid whereby we may win souls.
16. Q: What doth this tract principally teach?
A: The Four Spiritual Laws principally teach, that God's entire plan for history and the universe centereth on me, and that I am powerful enough to thwart His divine purpose if I refuse to let Him pursue His Wonderful Plan for my life.
17. Q: What supplementary technique is given by which we may win souls?
A: The technique of giving our own Personal Testimony, in the which we must always be ready to give an answer concerning the years we spent in vanity and pride, and the wretched vices in which we wallowed all our lives until the day we got saved.
18. Q: I'm so happy, what's the reason why?
A: Jesus took my burden all away!
19. Q: What are the means given whereby we may save large crowds of souls in a spectacular manner?
A: Such a spectacle is accomplished by means of well-publicized Crusades and Revivals which (in order that none may be loath to attend) are best conducted anywhere else but in a Church.
20. Q: Am I a soldier of the Cross?
A: I am a soldier of the Cross if I join Campus Crusade, Boys' Brigade, the Salvation Army, or the Wheaton Crusaders; of if I put on the helmet of Dispensationalism, the breastplate of Pietism, the shield of Tribulationism, and the sword of Zionism, having my feet shod with the gospel of Arminianism.
21. Q: Who is your boss?
A: My boss is a Jewish carpenter.
22. Q: Hath God predestined vessels of wrath to Hell?
A: God hath never performed such an omnipotent act, for any such thing would not reflect His primary attribute, which is Niceness.
23. Q: What is sanctification?
A: Sanctification is the work of my free Will, whereby I am renewed by having my Daily Quiet Time.
24. Q: What rule hath God for our direction in prayer?
A: The rule that we must bow our hands, close our heads, and fold our eyes.
25. Q: What doth the Lord's Prayer teach us?
A: The Lord's Prayer teacheth us that we must never memorize a prayer, or use one that hath been written down.
26. Q: What's the book for thee?
A: The B-I-B-L-E.
27. Q: Which are among the first books which a Christian should read to his soul's health?
A: Among the first books which a Christian should read are the books of Daniel and Revelation, and The Late Great Planet Earth.
28. Q: Who is on the Lord's side?
A: He who doth support whatsoever is done by the nation of
Friday, September 23, 2005
Injustice at Catholic Seminaries
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Bridging the Chasm: Abstract to Concrete
Bridging the Chasm: Abstract to Concrete
In order to bridge the chasm of abstraction for those who think concretely the use of examples may prove the best. Concrete thinkers need to see and hear concrete examples. Examples, however, can only exist on an analogical relationship between that which they attempt to represent. For instance, an example of grace can only mirror the reality of grace. As an example it may have some dissimilarity between the reality of grace in abstraction. Yet, even though this analogous relationship exists I do believe that is exactly the method Scripture uses. The Bible does not discuss grace, mercy, redemption, and righteousness in abstraction. Instead the Bible uses concrete examples from life and history.
First, there is grace and mercy. Grace (or mercy) in abstraction may be defined as receiving that which we do not deserve. Yet, grace is made real and concrete when sinners who deserve death and judgment actually receive grace and mercy. Romans 5:8 best exemplifies the concrete example of grace: “but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.” The concrete reality of the death and resurrection of Christ display the grace and mercy of God.
Secondly, there is redemption (or ransom). Abstractly it may be defined as being saved from something evil or bad. Yet, here again, we see that the example of Christ brings home the abstraction of redemption. Scripture uses a variety of metaphors and examples to explain redemption. First, there is the idea that we are dead in trespasses and sins, yet we are made alive in Christ (Eph. 2:1; Rom. 6:11). The Devil has captured humanity and is the king of the earth, yet Christ came in order to destroy the works of the devil and to ransom those who were once children of darkness (1 John 3:8-10). And of course, probably the most prominent event in the Bible is that of the Exodus. The Exodus is the paradigmatic story of redemption and ransom from out of slavery and bondage. This event serves as a type of the redemption found in Christ.
Lastly, there is the idea of righteousness. This concept in abstraction may be defined as holy and moral perfection. This is even a more difficult concept to explain concretely because the examples are hard to come by – for there are none righteous (Rom. 3:10). The examples of the cult rituals of OT Israel which prefigured Christ may serve as a helpful example differentiating between righteousness and unrighteousness. It is probably true that unrighteousness is easier to explain than righteousness – there are more examples and illustrations to use!
The Bible is full of examples and illustrations to help bridge the gap between abstract thought and concrete thought. As a side not this is why chronological Bible-telling is so effective and helpful in more orally traditional cultures (non-western cultures).