Sex & Soccer

Berlin, Germany – To keep sex off the streets the Germans have begun construction on a new mega-brothel. It has been dubbed “The Artemis Project” after the Greek virgin goddess Artemis. The brothel complex opens this September complete with a “whirlpool, sauna, cinema, buffet restaurant and a staff of 100 prostitutes.” Prostitution is legal in certain parts of Germany. Why go to such an effort to develop this mega-brothel? Well, it is located only a brief walk away from Berlin’s Olympic Stadium, which will host next year’s Soccer World Cup. Soccer fans after all need their sex. With the great influx of people to the area Germany wants to be prepared. It seems that their building of this brothel has behind it the noble intentions of keeping prostitution off the streets. Now the thousands of sexual soccer fans can enjoy their whoredom in the comfort of Berlin’s finest living. No longer will sex need to be performed in the dingy back seat of a car. In today’s modern Germany it can be enjoyed with all the comforts of home – a whirlpool, sauna, movie theatre, buffet restaurant, and oh yeah – 100 prostitutes! It’s good that the Germans want to make sex safer by bringing it in doors. After all we wouldn’t want the prostitutes and their clientele to be exposed to the elements and the dirty back seats of sexual perversity.